Unsolicited redesign concept for Dirty Martin's Place, built by Matt Jiampietro. Not affiliated. Contact: matthewjiampietro0753@gmail.com
Redesign concept · Austin, TX · Guadalupe St

The burger that made it to 100.

Fresh, never frozen, since 1926. Homemade onion rings. Hand-squeezed lemonade. The same corner of Guadalupe Street that's been feeding Austin, and UT, for a full century.

Steps from campus. Curbside picnic tables. No reservation needed.
★★★★★ "Best burger in Austin, full stop." · loved by regulars for a century
SINCE 1926
1926an Austin tradition since
Neverfrozen, ever
100%homemade onion rings
0.2 mifrom the UT campus edge
Why Austin keeps coming back

A hundred years on one grill.
Still not one shortcut.

John Martin opened a burger counter with a dirt floor and eight bar stools in 1926. A century, three families, and a few million burgers later, the recipe hasn't moved: fresh meat, a hot grill, and food good enough that "Kum Bak" wasn't a typo, it was a promise.

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Fresh, never frozen

The patty that made the reputation. Ground fresh, never frozen, cooked to order the same way it's been done since 1926: no shortcuts, no heat lamp.

Est. 1926 · Same recipe
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Homemade onion rings

Hand-battered, made in house, the kind of side that gets ordered as its own meal. Ask any regular what they get "on the side" and it's these.

Made daily
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Hand-squeezed lemonade

Real lemons, squeezed to order, no mix, no powder. The kind of drink that tells you this kitchen still does things the slow way on purpose.

Real lemons · Zero shortcuts
The money angle: catering + private events

Tailgates, team dinners, and the back room.

The current site has a Catering page and a Book an Event page, both real, both buried behind clicks with no pricing, no packages, and no dedicated contact visible. That's revenue Dirty's is leaving on the table every UT football Saturday.

Cater My Event

Game-day tailgates, sorority and fraternity functions, office lunches near campus. A hundred years of feeding UT students means this is already the natural choice, it just isn't asked for online yet.

  • Illustrative packages by headcount
  • Game-day pickup windows, clearly marked
  • One-click "Get a Quote" instead of a cold call
Get a Catering Quote

Book the Back Room

Private events already happen here, the "Martin's Events" page proves it. This concept gives it its own clear ask: date, headcount, occasion, submitted in under a minute.

  • Private back-room space, illustrative capacity
  • Team dinners, watch parties, reunions
  • Same-week response, no phone tag required
Book the Back Room
A century, in three dates

Dirt floors to the century mark.

1926

Opened on Guadalupe

John Martin opens the doors: a dirt floor, eight bar stools, and a burger good enough to build a century on.

Nickname

Dirty's is born

That literal dirt floor earns the counter its lasting nickname, long before "Kum Bak" became the official name on the sign.

2026

The century mark

One hundred years on the same stretch of Guadalupe, still fresh-never-frozen, still no shortcuts. The kind of anniversary a website should be shouting about.

What Austin says

National press. Local loyalty.

Both the Wall Street Journal and The Guardian have named Dirty Martin's among the country's best burgers, per the restaurant's own site. That's a genuinely rare credential for a hundred-year-old burger counter, and this concept puts it where a visitor sees it in the first screen, not buried in a "News" tab.

Named among the best burgers in the country · The Wall Street Journal (illustrative quote placement) Praised as an Austin institution · The Guardian (illustrative quote placement)
★★★★★

"A hundred years in and it still tastes like the burger my grandfather talked about. That almost never happens anymore."

Illustrative regular · West Campus
★★★★★

"I've eaten here before every home game since freshman year. It's basically part of the UT experience at this point."

Illustrative regular · UT alum
★★★★★

"The onion rings alone are worth the trip. Everything is made the slow way, and you can taste it."

Illustrative regular · South Austin
Find us + order

Steps from campus. Open every day.

Location + hours

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2808 Guadalupe St, Austin, TX 78705On UT's West Campus edge, curbside picnic tables out front.
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(512) 477-3173Call ahead for pickup, or order online below.
Sun – Wed11am – 9pm
Thu – Sat11am – 11pm
What we'd track (demo data, illustrative)

The dashboard behind the site.

Every one of these numbers below is illustrative, styled to show exactly what a real analytics layer would surface for Dirty's once the site actually asks for orders and catering leads instead of just describing them.

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Order-online funnel

Visit → menu view → Order Online click → completed pickup order, with drop-off flagged at each step. Illustrative: 1,240 visits, 38% reach the menu, 9% complete an order.

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Catering-lead tracking

Every "Get a Catering Quote" and "Book the Back Room" click logged with source page and time of day. Illustrative: catering clicks up 3x on Thursdays and Fridays, ahead of weekend events.

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Game-day spike note

Home-game Saturdays illustratively show a 4-6x traffic spike starting the Thursday before kickoff, exactly the window a "Game-Day Basket" push should go live.

A/B Test 1

Hero CTA: "Order My Kum-Bak · pickup in 15" vs. a plain "Order Online" button. Illustrative hypothesis: the time promise lifts click-through.

A/B Test 2

Catering card copy: "Get a Catering Quote" vs. "Cater My Tailgate." Illustrative hypothesis: the UT-specific phrasing outperforms the generic one on game weeks.

All figures on this page are demo data for illustration only, not real Dirty Martin's traffic or sales.
Ready when you are

A hundred years of "Kum Bak."
One more click makes it easy.

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2808 Guadalupe St · steps from UT · open every day
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Concept · M. Jiampietro